The Gridiron Palace Forums (Football Message Board): "Little Jerry Seinfeld" is Mets New Mascot - The Gridiron Palace Forums (Football Message Board)

Jump to content

Page 1 of 1
  • You cannot start a new topic
  • You cannot reply to this topic

"Little Jerry Seinfeld" is Mets New Mascot

#1 User is online   Favre4Ever 

  • Advanced Member
  • Group: Owner+
  • Posts: 36,095
  • Joined: 22-May 07
  • Gender:Male
  • NCAA Team(s): Iowa State
  • NFL Team: Packers

Posted 24 June 2012 - 02:15 AM

Quote

NEW YORK -- New York Mets left-hander Tim Byrdak pledges that new team mascot "Little Jerry Seinfeld" will not wind up in a deep fryer.

Byrdak had someone buy the chicken in Chinatown for $8 after Mets closer Frank Francisco created a stir by calling the New York Yankees "chickens."

The bird, which Byrdak named after Kramer's cockfighting chicken on "Seinfield," ran around the clubhouse during pregame Friday, before Francisco closed out a 6-4 win in the Subway Series opener.

"Frank thought it was funny," Byrdak said. "At first, I told him the Yankees sent it over for him. He had a look of concern on his face. And then he said, 'You bought it.' And I said, 'Yeah, I bought it.' Everyone got a good chuckle out of it. He ran around here for a little bit. And we played the game."

Now, Byrdak is trying to find a home for the chicken.

The chicken spent Friday night in a cage at Citi Field. Team chef Theresa Corderi fed the bird a meal of oatmeal, berries and bread after doing research into the appropriate cuisine on the internet.

"We're trying to get him into a chicken sanctuary or somewhere where he can rest comfortably for the rest of his life and not worry about a deep fryer. Or an oven," Byrdak said. "I went to Twitter last night to try to have people help me, but a lot of people said they wanted to throw him in a KFC bucket. That wasn't funny."


http://espn.go.com/n...-jerry-seinfeld

I think they should keep him permanently. :p

And I wasn't aware of the existence of chicken sanctuaries. ha
Posted ImagePosted ImagePosted Image
0

Share this topic:


Page 1 of 1
  • You cannot start a new topic
  • You cannot reply to this topic

1 User(s) are reading this topic
0 members, 1 guests, 0 anonymous users


Toggle shoutbox The Mad Box

Sarge+  : (20 June 2013 - 12:00 AM) How is it even possible toe at fecal matter without throwing up?
Sarge+  : (20 June 2013 - 12:00 AM) to eat*
BLUE  : (20 June 2013 - 12:00 AM) The show was pretty good though, too.
Sarge+  : (20 June 2013 - 12:00 AM) Bam Margera threw up justw atching. haha
BLUE  : (20 June 2013 - 12:02 AM) No way I could eat horse shit for $200.
BLUE  : (20 June 2013 - 12:02 AM) Even that small of a piece.
BLUE  : (20 June 2013 - 12:02 AM) Coop would probably do it, though. :yep:
Barracuda  : (20 June 2013 - 12:03 AM) 200 dollars
Barracuda  : (20 June 2013 - 12:03 AM) I would think about it
BLUE  : (20 June 2013 - 12:03 AM) Lulz.
BLUE  : (20 June 2013 - 12:03 AM) Told you.
Bay  : (20 June 2013 - 12:05 AM) its making me nauseous just thinking about it
Barracuda  : (20 June 2013 - 12:06 AM) just gotta remember it's all in your head
Sarge+  : (20 June 2013 - 12:06 AM) make it 500 and I would try it... but if I threw up, do I still get the money? i think it would be normal to throw up, no?
Barracuda  : (20 June 2013 - 12:06 AM) could put it down if you didnt think about it
Barracuda  : (20 June 2013 - 12:06 AM) :yep:
BLUE  : (20 June 2013 - 12:10 AM) I don't think he was allowed to throw up in the video judging by Stevo's reactions when he almost hurled.
RazorStar  : (20 June 2013 - 12:18 AM) ugh
RazorStar  : (20 June 2013 - 12:18 AM) I don't get why TGP is having trouble working yet youtube works just fine
Sarge+  : (20 June 2013 - 12:19 AM) wasn't it Stevo who put his hand in the glove full of fire ants?
Sarge+  : (20 June 2013 - 12:19 AM) that was really, really dumb.
Sarge+  : (20 June 2013 - 12:19 AM) I know that's the point of the show, but still. >_>
BLUE  : (20 June 2013 - 12:19 AM) I think I vaguely remember that, Sarge.
BLUE  : (20 June 2013 - 12:20 AM) But Stevo was probably my favorite of the crew.
BLUE  : (20 June 2013 - 12:20 AM) Some of the shit he did ... just hilarious to watch.
BLUE  : (20 June 2013 - 12:20 AM) And TGP is working fine for me, Sanjay.
JetsFan4Life  : (20 June 2013 - 12:20 AM) Question: so if two underage teens are engaging in sexual activity in front of their Xbox kinect.. And Microsoft happens to record it, are they in possession of child pornography?
Barracuda  : (20 June 2013 - 12:22 AM) drugged up Stevo was hilarious
Sarge+  : (20 June 2013 - 12:24 AM) fuck fire ants for real though. nasty little critters. when one bites you the rest of them within the area come swarm and bite you as well. i had to go to the hospital once because I was at a picnic and we were playing frisbeee and it landed on one of their mounds and i reached down to grab it and I got attacked... :(
Sarge+  : (20 June 2013 - 12:24 AM) that sucked so bad
BLUE  : (20 June 2013 - 12:29 AM) Yeah, I can imagine.
BLUE  : (20 June 2013 - 12:30 AM) A buddy of mine got bitten by them when I was visiting him in Florida.
Socal  : (20 June 2013 - 12:30 AM) http://www.google.co...iw=1168&bih=698
Socal  : (20 June 2013 - 12:30 AM) something is wrong with the world when that ginger is banging selena gomez...
Sarge+  : (20 June 2013 - 12:33 AM) my entire arm looked like someone took a needle and just poked the shit out of me
BradyFan81  : (20 June 2013 - 12:33 AM) what did James Gandolfini die of?
Sarge+  : (20 June 2013 - 12:33 AM) repeatedly
JetsFan4Life  : (20 June 2013 - 12:33 AM) omg lol what a fail http://deadspin.com/...dium=socialflow
Bay  : (20 June 2013 - 12:34 AM) Heart Attack
Bay  : (20 June 2013 - 12:35 AM) Not confirmed though
BradyFan81  : (20 June 2013 - 12:36 AM) that's sad :(
BLUE  : (20 June 2013 - 12:37 AM) Yeah, he was only 51.
BLUE  : (20 June 2013 - 12:37 AM) I think he just recently had a kid with his wife, too.
JetsFan4Life  : (20 June 2013 - 12:37 AM) Oh man that Stephen Colbert tribute to his mom was moving.
.AirMcNair.  : (20 June 2013 - 12:38 AM) http://www.youtube.c...h?v=VtCtlpWwwt8
Bay  : (20 June 2013 - 12:38 AM) People in Texas care about the Stanley Cup Playoffs, Ricky :shifty:
Bay  : (20 June 2013 - 12:40 AM) fuck that's right Air
RazorStar  : (20 June 2013 - 01:49 AM) Jonny Bastard
RANGA+  : (20 June 2013 - 02:03 AM) well I think that went well
RazorStar  : (20 June 2013 - 02:54 AM) tgp appears to be back to full speed
Resize Shouts Area