If you need any more reasons to dislike Russell Wilson

[Thanatos 2,847]

He is completely cheesy as fuck. Basically, when asked to describe Ciara, he literally googled "how to describe a beautiful woman" and copy-pasted from the first page.

 

http://deadspin.com/russell-wilson-googled-how-to-describe-a-beautiful-wom-1755727770

[BwareDWare94 723]

He's such a fucking tool

[Vin+ 3,121]

It's Ciara. Shouldn't be that hard to come up with something to say on your own.

[BucD+ 648]

So that other stuff that kinda makes me (and everyone not a Seattle fan) dislike Russ is what it is...but this?

 

...

 

[CampinWithaMissingPerson 2,025]

I'm not 100% positive Russell isn't a robot.

[Sarge+ 3,436]

LmaoRusellWilson

 

Shoulda drank your miracle water to get divine inspiration to describe her, ya colossal jackwagon.

[Favre4Ever+ 4,476]

LMAO, this is awesome in a horrible kind of way.

[Cherry 1,302]

How to describe a godly man:

 

Russell Wilson

Football quarterback

 

Born: November 29th, 1988 (Cincinnati, Ohio)

[BJORN 679]

You're all racist. No one would be saying this if he was white.

[BwareDWare94 723]

Actually, if Russ was white, people would tell him to keep his faith to himself.