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.. are fucking bat shit crazy.

So I mentioned this thing with my ex girlfriend in the shout box. We went to dinner on Friday night for our birthdays. I dated this girl for three months, it didn't work out but as far as I am concerned there was no animosity between us.

To provide some context to the story, we went out for 3 months, she knows my personality well, she and I joke around with each other, we are sarcastic and just like any guy and girl we give each other shit and tease each other about stupid things. But we know it means nothing.

We are eating dinner at this sushi place, and she tells me how she has been watching a lot of the show "The Biggest Loser". Keep in mind, the girl is an exercise science major like myself, she is in good shape and in no stretch of the imagination is she fat or overweight, nor is there anything remotely wrong with her body. She orders 4 sushi rolls, and says something to the effect of "you probably think I'm a pig for ordering so much food" and I reply "no, not at all, I know you well, you and I both like to eat a lot".... "you're not trying out for the next season though, are you?". She laughs and calls me a jerk while she is smiling. I remind her I'm just teasing and she says yes I know you don't think I'm fat.

Fast forward to Saturday morning, I get a text from her:

"You don't realize how your words affect other people. Your opinions are hurtful and you don't know how you come across most of the time. You really need to watch that. Joking or not its hurtful. Im not just talking about last night. It's all the time."

Me: Wait, what? Where is this coming from? Im confused...?

Her: Forget about it. I really don't want to talk about it.

Me: No, you can't say that about me then not tell me what I said and why you are upset

Me: taking the high road "I apologize for my comment about the biggest loser, It was not meant in a malicious way or to hurt your feelings. But I do know better not to make jokes like that so I admit it was a mistake. There is nothing wrong with your weight or body and I'd be lucky to be with you"

Some douchebag via her phone about 6 hours later:

"Dude you're a douchebag. Its a surprise any woman has ever liked you. Talk to her like that again and I will beat your ass."

Me: Seriously, you couldn't threaten me with your own phone? She can speak for herself.

Dbag: But you're the douchebag trying to talk shit to her. I don't care if its her phone, I will still curb stomp your ass and not even care the lead bit.

Dbag: Oh btw, she thinks you're the dumbest piece of shit she's ever met.

Me: As if that's supposed to mean anything to me? You two have a nice night.

Dbag: It'll be a lot better than anything you woulda dreamed of douchebag

Me: Just tell her I'm disappointed she had to talk to me through some wannabe tough guy bitch

Dbag: Come to me

Me: Go to bed, you're whack and I'm not playing your games. Grow the fuck up and get a life

Dbag: Stay the fuck say away from her I swear to god If you come within 100 ft of her I will break your fucking teeth an leave you on the side of the road

Dbag: You will get domed. We will put you in the dirt. Bring some old clothes you can get dirty. You're gonna take a dirt nap...

Dbag: You have no idea what you're getting into so back the fuck off

At this point he just kept sending replies repeating the same shitty lines from B mob movies. I think he was pissed I wasn't responding

I sent her this, this morning

Me: There is no excuse for that bullshit last night. Its despicable and you should be ashamed for allowing that. Don't worry about me, I want absolutely nothing to do with you. Its painfully clear you have some serious issues you need help with and you have no class whatsoever. Good riddance.

Most of you here know that besides being a student I work as certified personal trainer. I am beginning to look into branding myself as a trainer and have been trying to find a suitable name for a business. I have never relied on marketing myself because I have either worked in gyms, or in private training I have received clients through word of mouth and recommendations. Obtaining new clientele has never been an issue for me but I have decided now that if my other fitness industry aspirations don't turn out the way I wish, I need to have my own personal brand and way to market myself other than relying on pure reputation.

I don't really have an issue coming up with a name, its more about coming up with one that is not taken. I am pretty creative but its starting to look like its impossible to come up wit an 'original' name these days.

Thought I would ask the TGP community for some ideas.

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I am starting to prepare for grad school and one of the things I need to do is take the GRE exam. I know a few of you guys are currently in grad school, I was wondering if you had any advice or thoughts on the test.